i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
my friend was cheating on a test and the teacher came over to see why he was looking down every 5 seconds and he said ” sorry teach i got a boner” and i dont think ive ever laughed harder
why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job
reading the book doesn’t make this any less shitty of a pretentious metaphor
I don’t think it’s shitty but you can get the gist of it even if you don’t read the book…don’t act cool because you’ve read a book.